blaineandersons: riddleberry: my new year’s resolution is to be talented at something #i’ve got nothing but sleeping #i am good at that #very good omg i’m not even good at sleeping. i have insomnia…
alluponeachother: darren and chris are probably grinding and or making out in a closet right now
floozyy: Read More Oh, good. I thought I was the only one who thought this…
paulfer: yes just like all the posts that mention ‘chris’ ‘ass’ ‘leather’ ‘fantastic’
kurtsie: spraying marc jacobs rain on the tender crook of my elbow in preparation for midnight
cat-acomb: 2011 was shit.
chatterboxrose: shadzu: Who invented the blow job? Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick” Blaine Anderson.
me: did it hurt?
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
Me: Will you sign this?
Darren: Wait,what is that?
Me: A marriage certificate
Darren: But.. I..
Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT
when the fanfiction you’re reading is so overwhelmingly good that you just have to switch tabs for a moment to collect yourself
intergalactickoala: You know what’s great? Boobs
kurtana: little bunny foo foo hopping through the forest