January 2012
blaineandersons:
riddleberry:
my new year’s resolution is to be talented at something
#i’ve got nothing but sleeping #i am good at that #very good
omg i’m not even good at sleeping. i have insomnia…
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alluponeachother:
darren and chris are probably grinding and or making out in a closet right now
floozyy:
Read More
Oh, good. I thought I was the only one who thought this…
paulfer:
yes just like all the posts that mention ‘chris’ ‘ass’ ‘leather’ ‘fantastic’
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December 2011
kurtsie:
spraying marc jacobs rain on the tender crook of my elbow in preparation for midnight
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cat-acomb:
2011 was shit.
chatterboxrose:
shadzu:
Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
Blaine Anderson.
me: did it hurt?
mom: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
mom:
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Meeting Darren
Me: Will you sign this?
Darren: Sure
Darren: Wait,what is that?
Me: A marriage certificate
Darren: But.. I..
Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT
when the fanfiction you’re reading is so overwhelmingly good that you just have to switch tabs for a moment to collect yourself
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intergalactickoala:
You know what’s great?
Boobs
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kurtana:
little bunny foo foo
hopping through the forest